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Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
5:39 pm

thatwhichiwas
Hey, you all seem great, some real special indaviduals with great personalities and did I mention sexy, so what's say we all go argue with this girl just for the sake of being obnoxious

plus she has money and is hot and she said that makes her better than you




katiekatelyn, she fucking hates you

She said this is what your two gay mom's look like

(i can fuck you up)

Thursday, August 14th, 2003
10:43 am - Fucking LiveJournal

vintersorj
I have tried to post a story about my little outing lastnight to a concert four times now. But no, LivejOurnal is a fag. Fuck it. I have the people's names from the source code. I have a check list. I may not be back for awhile. I have some jaws to break...

current mood: pissed off

(3 agree | i can fuck you up)

Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
4:17 pm

vintersorj
What the fuck has been going on here huh? What ever happened to the ass kicking, eye gouging, skull stomping, and fuckin people up?
Fuckin christ! i can understand being busy, but I havent seen a fucks honest update here in...well, more days than I have fingers and toes.
get your fuckin asses in gear people.
Or I shall have to come to you carboard shack of a home and kick your sorry worthless ass.

Fag

current mood: pissed off

(3 agree | i can fuck you up)

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003
5:05 am

darwinne
This is a true story.Collapse )

current mood: angry

(2 agree | i can fuck you up)

Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
2:28 am - All I wanted was a goddamn sandwich.

darwinne
But I got a lot more.Collapse )

(4 agree | i can fuck you up)

Friday, June 6th, 2003
3:04 am - close your god damn mouth

disposal81
i fucking punched this guy in the eye today at the store for no reason. he was just looking at me with his mouth open. god that pisses me off. i don't think people realize that walking around with your mouth hanging half open makes you look like a mongoloid. so i thought i'd help him out with that gaping maw by punching him in the jaw. but then he jumped back when he saw me swinging, which is why i hit his eye. but in a way it was a good thing, because when my knuckles connected with his eye socket, it sent his left eye shooting out. so of course he's screaming and crying about his eye like a sissy and giving me a headache, so i began to bash his skull with a lead pipe that i keep in my trunk for such special occasions. boy was that a dumb move that just made him yelp more, plus he bled on my shoes. that stupid bastard got HIS blood on MY shoes. well i had quite enough of his bullshit, so rather than listen to him cry and pray to jesus for one more minute i figured i should end it quick, and stomped on his skull a few times until the involuntary muscle spasms stopped.

what the hell is wrong with the world?
sheesh.

current mood: annoyed

(4 agree | i can fuck you up)

Thursday, June 5th, 2003
10:16 pm

rectangular
so today i was waiting at jamba juice (a fruit smoothie joint, for those of you that don't know.) for a smoothie i ordered and the two sloth workers were just lollygagging.

i ordered while only one other person is waiting for their smoothie, and theirs came quickly. mine however, didn't.

the girl working the register kinda dissapeared for a few minutes while the girl making the smoothies just sat there. i got impatient so i shoved her ghastly, gaping maw into one of the fucking blenders and made my own. and damn was it tasty.

i'm sick of this economy.

(2 agree | i can fuck you up)

1:22 am

lamour_vavroom
my mom yelled at me today because she found out i was half a homo. so i punched her in her face and that shut her up. that's when i know im tough, when i can fucking punch my mom in her face without running away.

(i can fuck you up)

Saturday, May 31st, 2003
12:25 am - I wish I had taken pictures.

darwinne
I know it doesn't SOUND very tough, but I work in an office. Something happened today at work that pushed me over the edge. I'm on my way to my desk, when I can plainly see that SOMEBODY STOLE MY OFFICE CHAIR. I keep a jacket on the back of the chair--some moron took the jacket, put it on a super shitty chair, and then put the shitty chair at my desk.

As I stood there, in total shock, my muscles tensed. The can of coke I had in my hand exploded as a result of the awesome force being exerted upon the aluminum. I went crazy. My head was buzzing, and all I saw before me were pictures of mass destruction and horrible injustices. The atomic bomb. The holocaust. My chair.
I shall not go into specifics about the fury that I unleased on the third floor of my office today, because that is not the point of this post. What is the point? Well, once I was done, the president of my company came by after hearing about all the commotion. He approached me and asked me why I had done what I had done. I told him all about the chair. Turns out that the same thing happens to him, and he congratulated me for killing all of my coworkers (even if the blind dude at work had taken it, thinking that it was his). He bought me a beer and promoted me to vice president.

Kicking ass pays off in more ways than one, apparently.

(1 agree | i can fuck you up)

Friday, May 30th, 2003
8:28 pm - it ended badly

lamour_vavroom
so i dated this guy for a bit. if you could call it dating. every once in a while we'd catch a movie, but for the most part i was at his beck and call when he wanted to hang out. i would go over to his place and pretty much be a makeout doll for him. i finally came to my senses and the next time he invited me over, i'd tell him to fuck off because i deserve better than to be someones fuck buddy (oddly we never had sex). so i went to his place and when we were in the midst of getting it on (making out), i went below and started to suck his dong...after he was feeling good enough, i bit the bastards left nut off and spit it at his head. he screamed...i then wacked his penis off with my machete i always carry around and made him suck his own dick. blood was everywhere, i stood up on the bed above him and started to jump up and down like when i was a kid. it was so much fun because i could hear his yelling and screaming, but i didn't care because this prick had it coming to him. i jumped and jumped and danced around his body in my heels to the damned. i turned the music up louder and louder. when i was finished having my fun, i stuffed some Jack down his throat. i took a ciggie from my bag and lit it. i stuck it in his mouth, and left the room. the fellow who had never drank or smoked before went up in flames moments after i left. i stood outside and laughed, because no one fucking gets away with treating me like he did.

current mood: manic

(5 agree | i can fuck you up)

Wednesday, May 28th, 2003
8:49 pm

rectangular
fuck wimpsCollapse )

(14 agree | i can fuck you up)

3:27 am

disposal81
ATTENTION WE'RE TOUGH MEMBERS!
why the FUCK is nobody voting?
you're supposed to be voting!
so all of you go vote on
maireaine's story already!
i'm gonna start beating ass if this turns into some shit fest.
these are who are allowed to vote as of right now:

vintersorj
ambulance_sex
xxbitterkrisxx
bonniebiteme
darwinne
lamour_vavroom

the rest of you's fucks haven't posted a story/pix up yet, or haven't been stamped.
so let's get the god damn voting going already!

(1 agree | i can fuck you up)

4:20 am - Stupid Models

calmchance
It was supposed to be my day off but I was sent out on a photoshoot - no biggie, right? WRONG. I get there and of course only two models are there and they aren't even ready. His girlfriend was walking around naked and went to get clothes on, so this stupid guy was prancing around in a sarong and flexing his muscles like he was cool and shit. He started looking at me and then tried to get me to fix his sarong for him.
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current mood: aggravated

(22 agree | i can fuck you up)

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003
3:35 am - Inbreeders piss me off...

vintersorj
I had to go out to Bumble-Fuck USA today to drop something off for a co worker. Me being the city kid that I am, I got fucking lost in the town they filmed Deliverence in with the banjo playin goofy inbred fuck on the patio too. So I reach into the back seat, grab my 12g riot shot gun, blow the twisted fucks face off as I'm walking in, blast his mother/aunt/sister/twice removed cousin's neck open to Biblical porportions like the Red fucking Sea, then freak boy's father/brother/uncle/long lost best friend comes in to see what was going on, I took him out to like a fuckin cockroach on a bloody egg salad sammich.
After this, the store was mine for the takin, so I grabbed a Pepsi,a map and a pack of the cheapest smokes the redneck fucks had and went on my merry way.
I did my part for humanity today.

current mood: accomplished

(i can fuck you up)

Monday, May 26th, 2003
11:45 pm

darwinne
It started out like it always does.Collapse )

current mood: pissed off

(6 agree | i can fuck you up)

12:56 pm - thank god for fake titties

lamour_vavroom
this scene came straight out of a lesbian porn yo. i work for an escort service...
so this chic with blonde hair and fake titties walks in to work to apply for a job as a dancer. i told her i was the one who was interviewing her (i lied) so she started to undress, thinking that would get her the job. she then came up to me and started to kiss me. so to teach this slutty bitch a lesson, i whiped out my strap on and started to fuck her in the ass. she screamed how she loved it, so i started to fuck her harder. she was screaming, and screaming with delight. then i realized how fucking annoying her fake screams were and fake tittes were so i grabbed a ball point pen and with a stab to her left tit i popped it. her screams turned to pain as i hit her in the head multiple times with a pencil holder my bosses daughter made for him. i gashed her head in while still fucking her. i turned her over so she faced me and i stuck it in her cunt. with one fake tit bleedy i stuck my hand into her torso and pulled out her heart. i jammed it into her throat and said "this is what you should eat for dinner!" as i kicked her body around some more, i finally orgasmed and splued out my woman jucies over her. i zipped up my pants and on the way out of the office i turned and said "honey you aren't what we are looking for."

(4 agree | i can fuck you up)

1:30 pm

indusmutant
I saw this chick that i've had a severe want to beat the shit out of the other night when i was at a club. The bitch was just sitting there talking shit on everyone like she normally does. I decided to have a little fun with her tonight.
I waited around until she got up to leave then followed her outside. I picked up the closest blunt object (it was a rock, pretty big one too) ran up behind her and hit her as hard as i could on the back of the head. She fell face first in the parking lot, i grabbed her by her hair and drug her to the nearest car and propped her up against it, then proceded to kick her in her ugly ass face several times. i looked around and found a hollow metal pole, grabbed it and shoved it in her chest 15 times, the holes it was making was beautiful. She fell over and bled on the side walk for a bit while i smoked a ciggarette, when i was done i put it out in her eye then shoved the pole through the bitch's skull.

current mood: satisfied

(3 agree | i can fuck you up)

4:31 am - Short and sweet

vintersorj
I was walking home from picking up a pack of smokes, and some Eminem lookin fuck decided that my cash should be in his wallet, not mine. I felt differently. He tried to grab me but I was much with the swiftness of dodging, kicked out his knee and proceded to plant one foot up his ass to his spleen, and the other on the back of his head and I turned his teeth into Chicklets. Needless to say, I am now minus one boot, and need a place to stash the body. Anyone want to help? Anybody hungry for steak?

current mood: pissed off

(5 agree | i can fuck you up)

Sunday, May 25th, 2003
11:53 pm - i was going to wait and post this tomorrow..

giveyou_myhand
but yeah i wanted to share while the details were still fresh in my mind

OMFGCollapse )

current mood: pissed off

(3 agree | i can fuck you up)

Monday, May 26th, 2003
3:27 am

rdp666
I'm a grim and evil fukk!


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current mood: angry

(6 agree | i can fuck you up)

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